Latin-Aryan fervor with ghost peppers…
A few years ago I opened a taco stand in Laredo. It wasn’t too difficult to find populated areas and obtain the permits needed to start slinging beef and tortillas. Holy guacamole — the Gringos loved my beef and tortillas.
My successes were plentiful. I invested in taco trucks to expand my operations. A year later I had a fleet of vehicles with 20 relatives manning them. We expanded all over south Texas. Then my cousin Paco and I came up with a glorious idea whilst drinking Corona Lights… We came up with the slogan “The National Taco of Texas” and painted it on each of the trucks. Holy guacamole — our sales of beef and tortillas went through the roof!
Gringos would come from all over to eat our Nationalist tacos.
Then the cartels came…
My cousin Paco got greedy and thought that he could use some of the taco trucks in Mexico…however, he didn’t paint over the Texas Nationalist slogans and he was met with immense latin fury.
I’m unsure how it all happened, but I know Paco took some of the trucks down to Juarez to rendezvous with his brother, also named Paco.
His brother Paco called me while I was frolicking in Laredo with some mamacitas. I could barely make out what he was saying due to all of the loud noises and distortions in the call. But, I did make out one thing that Paco yelled; “Juarmageddon! Tacos on fire!”
I put down my Corona and jumped a fence into Mexico. I searched for two weeks for my cousins…
I never heard from either Paco again.
The cartels were able to go into the US unnoticed. They finished off the rest of my Texas Nationalist taco trucks. Many of my family members are now dead. My business is ruined.
Now I operate a little taco stand in Brownsville. It isn’t much, and I don’t have any Nationalist slogans… but I do indeed have a Texas flag on the taco stand.
It has been a long road painted with blood and tears. But I have walked it. It has made me stronger.
It is my purpose in Brownsville to instill Texas Nationalism into the people. The borders must be closed. We must fight back against the cartels and liberals. We must nourish Texas back to its former glory!